break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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