I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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