North Korea, Best Korea!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
porn star boner night. come get it.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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