i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
