It's Friday. Sex?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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