you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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