SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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