im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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