People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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