worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Randomize