READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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