i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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