Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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