I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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