No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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