Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Be still, my beating vagina.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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