no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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