what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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