That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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