I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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