the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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