16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
