I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm passing your future prison.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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