I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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