In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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