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I want you more than these girls want KFC

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(229): View more from Georgia

strike ten. I need to stop drinkng

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(512): View more from Texas

they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget

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(312): View more from Illinois

George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since

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(310): View more from California

Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!

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