nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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