I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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