would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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