Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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