i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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