Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
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i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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