I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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