That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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