Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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