shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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