This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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