How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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