I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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