i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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