You work out of a Hotel?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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