We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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