I think I am morally bankrupt
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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