How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.