dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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