PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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