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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.

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  you also need to get my treadmill fixed.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."

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• (315): View more from New York

  I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.

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