Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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