if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
zippers are such a cool invention
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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