Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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