We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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