apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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