now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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