Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
