Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
i need some magic done to my vagina
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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