dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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