their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
The adults are the big ones right?
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