I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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