I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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