But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Randomize
