I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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