How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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