i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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